sent by one of my dear friends…who…by the way…does know how to tie his own tie…
of course i am assuming this is a conversation between father & son =)
son: calypso’s grandpap passed away over the weekend. now we have to go to the funeral and all that stuff…
father: ahw. i’m sorry to hear it. dang
son: well, i figured it was about time i bought one of these here contraptions for such an occasion – but i can’t figure out how to tie it…
father: you don’t know how to tie a tie? that’s funny
son: you know what else would be funny? if i strangled you with it. now help me tie this up dorkus maximus
father: it’s real simple…watch…over-under-then over again-up through-down through hoop-and yank…
father: there! how do you feel?
son: ack! i feel like i’m being force choked by powers of authority
father: well, that’s how you know it’s tied right.
oh yes!! too funny