“cathy” is always good for a laugh…this was in last weeks sunday paper…cathy is bathing suit shopping…such a fun activity…no?
saleswoman: welcome to the “i feel good about me” swimwear season!
saleswoman: plus-sized bikinis! abundant tanks! nice and roomy swim shorts and skirts!
saleswoman: real suits for the real bodies of real women!
saleswoman: this year every single one of us can face the swimsuits and say “i feel good about me!”
saleswoman: do you know why we can say “i feel good about me??”
cathy: because we’re standing here fully clothed and the suits are way over there.
saleswoman: exactly, shall i ring one up that you can feel good about not putting on in the privacy of your own home?
quite the sales job…no?
Cathy has been bathing-suit shopping for about 40 years, it feels like. And still no luck!
haha…no kidding…